Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Spring Is Sarcastic.

So. Hi.

I am so completely busted that this post won't involve very much effort. Pardonnez-moi.

The title? Let me explain.

This spring weather in Denmark is driving me absolutely insane. In a good way. One day it'll be cold, wet and gloomy. The next day, the sun will be shining from a cloud-free sky, and the air will feel warm and fresh. I just don't get it. Well, I guess I do. After 15 years of living in Denmark, I've gotten used to the unexplained shifts in weather that occur on a daily basis. With every glimmer of sunlight, and every shimmer of raindrops, it's as if this spring weather is slightly sarcastically remarking how unreliable it is.

But right now, the weather's great. I spent most of my day hanging out in my friend Josefine's garden, where we sat and ate popcorn and drank smoothies. It was so comfortable, I just wanted to lay there and sizzle all day long.

Tommorow, I'm heading up to my summer house in Tisvildeleje. We have a house that's 2 minutes away from the beach, and also close to town. Will be hanging out there with friends and family for the next four days. There's no internet connection up there (AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGG!!) so I'll be detoxing from Facebook, my e-mail, blogging, iTunes, internet shopping and much, much more activities that I can't even bear to think about. I might begin to cry. But it's probably good for me. At least there's a phone connection, thank God.

Since I'm so mindblowingly tired (I apologize for the probably error that may occur in this post, but I nearly can't keep my eyes open), I thought that a bunch of pictures were a good excuse for a post. This way, it looks like I've put a lot of hard work into this, while really I'm sleeping with my head on the key-board.

Buh-bye, darlings.











































Thanks for listening,

I Am Roseberry

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Concert Schedule SS11

So. Hi.

Just a quick update on my concert schedule. I have so many awesome concerts coming up... I'm up to my ears in music! I just can't wait for all this school-stuff to be over, so that I can enjoy summer, and its summer-concerts. This season, I'll be enjoying some awesome rock, some alternative music, and for a change, some rap music as well. That's new. But equally, if not more, exciting.

But here I stand: nearly bursting in anticipation of my upcoming concerts. Reminiscing over the ghost of concerts past. Preparing in small ways for my Concert Schedule SS11.


  C O N C E R T    S C H E D U L E    S S 1 1  :  

Vega
12.05.2011






Vega
05.05.2011






Roskilde
Warm Up: 26.06 - 29.06, 2011
Concerts: 30.06 - 3.07, 2011



Plænen in Tivoli
11.08.2011






I can't believe how much I'm looking forward to this. Especially Roskilde and Kanye West! I litterally never thought Kanye would come to Denmark, so I'm extremely excited. And I just can't wait to kick off the summer vacation in style with Rozzkill, where I'm going with my entire choir.

For Roskilde, I'm planning on lassoing in my friends, setting up camp with them, and then forcing them to go to all the great concerts with me! I really want to see The Strokes, Kings of Leon and Arctic Monkeys, obviously, but also Veto, De Eneste To, Iceage, and Weekend, which are some of the smaller bands playing at Roskilde. I'm thinking that I'll probably be introduced to a whole lot of other music too, so I'm really looking forward to that. That, and the whole Roskilde-feel in general. I've never been to the festival before, so naturally, I'm really excited about it!

Aah. All this talking about concerts I am going to see, makes me think of the ones I have seen. I'm a freak in the concert-area, and I love to go to concerts. I don't have much money to spend on tickets, but I usually twist my parents' arms to help me sponsor my need for concert-going. It's a cultural activity, after all, that leads me to a cultivated and creative mind! Or so I say...

This concert-year has been great. I have saved every single concert ticket I have ever owned. Yeah, I'm sentimental like that. Once in a while, I find them in the chaos that is my room. Looking at them brings back great memories. I just thought I'd share them with you.


Muse, Paramore and Dúné

The first real concert I ever went to, was when I went to see Muse play in Parken. I went with my mom and a friend. The music was amazing, the show was awesome, the lights were blazing, the crowd was euphoric. Even though we were in the seated area, my friend and I stayed on our feet, screaming along to the songs and dancing all night. It was a great first-concert-experience.

The first concert I ever went to see with my friends, was Paramore playing in KB Hallen. This is a couple of years ago now, but I still remember it very well. The lead singer sang extremely well, and the band was good, but the crowd was a little pushy. There was a particular person, a Norwegian gentleman to be precise, who pissed us off so much, that we spit on his jacket. Ah, those were the times.

Dúné was... well, Dúné. It was my first concert with them, and I went with my friend, Pernille, who later would become known as my partner in most concerts. I already loved Dúné, but by the time they had played about 3 songs, I was head over heels for their music, and completely smitten with the lead singer, Mattias. It was one of the best concerts I have ever been to. Dúné never disappoints me.








Beach House

Male and I got my friend, Ida, tickets for the Beach House concert for her birthday. I had introduced Beach House to her on a school trip, and realized that she liked them. Therefore, I thought I was adequately creative, when I presented her with two tickets for their concert in Vega. The concert was really mellow, and Victoria had a beautiful voice, even live, which I actually hadn't expected. Another thing that struck me, was how many obviously fashion-oriented people there were at the concert. I love seeing the different types of people, that are found at concerts.






Dúné

Okay, this concert was, without a doubt, one of the best concerts I have been to. That, and The Floor Is Made Of Lava's concert, which I will come to in a minute. But first, Dúné.

Though the first concert I went to with Dúné was amazing, and I didn't think, that anything could top that, they succeeded in amazing me yet again. First of all, the atmosphere in Vega was the best. Pernille, Male and I were standing almost right in front of the stage, and a little off to the side, but we could see very well. So well, in fact, that the lead singer of Apollo, the warm-up band, dedicated a song to me! Sort of. He pointed at me, while singing "You broke my heart,". The thing was, that he looked like E.T. when he did this, which of course made me crack up.

Our places in the crowd also gave us the extreme advantage of being able to follow Mattias' every move. At some point in the concert, I made a heart shape with my hands, signaling to the band - and Mattias saw it! Afterwards, I had everyone sending them hearts.

After the awesome concert, we waited around Vega for a while. That's why we saw Dúné coming out, and giving autographs! Naturally, I had to have at least one. I accomplished talking to Ole, one of the very cute members of the band, and I got his autograph. Moving on to Mattias, I was basically shaking. But I managed to speak a little to him, get his autograph, and, to my intense disbelief, get a high-five from him!

I can honestly say, that I dreamt about that high-five at least a week after the concert.






The Floor Is Made Of Lava

After Dúné, I was afraid that I would be disappointed by The Floor Is Made Of Lava, by comparison. I thought that it wouldn't be as great.

I'm hesitant to say this: but it might even have been better.

It was, without a doubt, the wildest concert I have ever been to. Pernille and I stood in the middle of everything, dancing with the rest of the sweaty crowd. TFIMOL was rocking out, and the crowd was really into it. I actually got lifted on to the shoulders of a young (drunk) man, whom I didn't know at all! Pernille caught the drumstick, which the drummer threw into the crowd, and later, we both caught the lead singer. Let me explain: Tobias, the singer, crowd-surfed right into our general area. I litterally ran my hand down his sweaty chest, and to this day, Pernille insists that her hand got caught in his sweaty armpit. Though you might not think it, it was awesome.

And, best of all, we managed to ambush the band afterwards, having learnt from our experience with Dúné, that it pays off to hang around after the concert. Pernille got her drumstick signed, and I got a signed CD. Which was awesome, of course. All in all, a mindblowingly awesome concert.







Treefight for Sunlight

Awww. That's what I think, when I talk about Treefight.

Just recently went to their concert with Pernille (duh). And they were most probably the cutest human beings in the world! The entire band is just so cute and happy, I can hardly stand it! And they all sing, which I think is really cool. The lead singer, Morten (the name is cute, but wait until you see his signature!) has the smallest feet in the world, which he uses to stand on his toes, when he has to sing.

Actually, when the concert in Little Vega was finished, Pernille and I went out to get our coats, and try to get their autographs. And, as the experienced starfuckers we are, they walked right up to the counter we stood at. We almost couldn't resist saying how cute they were, but in the end we refrained. They tried to get us to buy a CD, and seemed almost heartbroken when we told them that we already had it, and therefore couldn't buy it. The lead singer, Morten, looked so disappointed, that he almost made me want to buy it anyway! Cutest band ever. But though they are cute, they are also very talented, and should therefore not be teased too much with their cuteness...

But seriously! Aaww!




Notice Morten's signature! Isn't it awesome? It looks like the kind of signature you have at age 5, which I think is really sweet and un-pretentious.


Well, I hope that you enjoyed listening to some of my concert-experiences. You may think it's strange, that I keep all my tickets. But they are all precious to me, in a small way. They let me think back to the night I saw the band play, what kind of concert they gave, the way the music made me feel. I really like thinking back to all these concerts, and I hope that I can get to see many more in my life.

Thanks for listening,

I Am Roseberry


Saturday, April 16, 2011

Whip Out the Snaps, and Pass Me an Easter Egg!

So. Hi.

Yesterday was a great day for so many reasons.

Yesterday, we drew the subjects we will be evaluated in, during our upcoming exams ... As you can imagine, the peak of yesterday, in my case at around 10am, was the moment 9th graders all over the country were told, whether they would get to revel in their favorite subjects, or suffer through the torture of their most hated ones. I could practically feel all the students in my year hissing in anticipation, when the bearer of what would prove to be mostly good news came to their door. And as I heard class after class cheering and yelling "YEEEEEEEEEES!!!" at the top of their lungs, I grew more and more certain, that my class would end up crying in mental agony, if the information didn't reach our ears in just one second ...

I have almost been dead certain, that our class would be the ones to draw the dreaded oral French exam. Oh, the horror! Up to the very last minute, in which the assistant principle trooped up in our class (not holding the fatefull slip of paper I had imagined, nor bearing the bad news I had been expecting), I was practically praying from the bottom of my atheistic heart: "Not oral french, not oral french, not oral french......!".
But, as fate would have it, the horror of facing French, oral, was not inflicted upon us. I will be facing a written English exam and biology, which is basically a multiple-choice test.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! BURN AND DIE, ORAL FRENCH! YEAAAAAH! SUCK IT, BITCHES!

I'm saved! Halleluja! Litterally pounded my hand in the table, and screamed with a manly snarl "YES!". I can't believe it. My prairs have been answered. Might have to convert to a nun now, or devote myself to charity for the poor, unfortunate kids, who must suffer through the trauma of oral French exams. Fwahaha.

I might actually survive my final exams! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

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About a minute after we had been told this, I raced onto billetlugen.dk to buy my ticket for Kanye West's concert in Tivoli. But hey, what the fuck! The minutes seemed to drag along at an alarmly snail-like pace, and when I finally logged onto the site, the server was on total lock-down because of the massive heard of people trying to buy tickets! I was basically resigned to hearing about the fabulous concert which I didn't take part in, through the rest of 2011, when my mother called me. She had somehow, unfathomably, managed to buy tickets! I nearly fell of my chair laughing. The fact that my 50-year-old mother had been interested enough to buy Kanye West-tickets for the entire family was simply too comical. But hey, my family now has 4 tickets for Kanye West's concert!

Looking forward to it! It's gonna be a blast.

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As an added bonus for my mood, which is so good, it's bordering on euphoric, today's the very last day of school, before the Easter Holidays. I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at last! I'm going to spend this vacation doing absolutely nothing, I can tell you! So whip out the "snaps", and pass me an Easter egg, show the Easter Bunny to my front door, and let me sleep in a bed of daffodils. 'Cause I'm spending this holiday in complete and utter bliss! Because:

  • I drew written English and biology for my final exams.



  • I have tickets for Kanye West.



  • It's the Easter Holidays, and I have nothing I need to do!



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    Thanks for listening,
    I Am Roseberry