Life On The Bright Side.

So. Hi.

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Me when I'm illogically PMS'ing and bitchy.

• Wake up. Hangover.
• Eat some breakfast. Waffle down coffee. Run out door. Snap at anyone that tries to hurry me.
• Busride home. Almost fall asleep.
• Comes home:
  "Hi honey, did you have fun?"
  "LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY?????!!!!!"
• Lock myself in my room. Turn on computer. Letters dance on my screen. Still hungover, I guess.
• "This assignment is so........ HARD....... I just can't like...... UNDERSTAND..... What my teacher wants me to DO....... I just........ I hate this stupid text" (cries)
• "Maybe I should have some food...."
• "THERE'S LIKE ONLY TOTALLY DISGUSTING FOOD IN OUR REFRIGERATOR!"
• Sits and grumbles for half an hour while contemplating revenge on refrigerator.
• Plays the piano. Slams the keys really hard with a manic, rabid expression every time I hit the wrong note.
• Beats up pillow.
• "WHY IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE???!?!?!"
• "I want a nap..."

Major onslaught of PMS washing over me at the moment. Can't you tell? Don't lie, bitch, of course you can.

Must reinforce positive attitude, and well-lit smile! Can't run around like a grenade all day, ready to explode as soon as someone removes the right stick.

SO. Bright thoughts..... Positive thoughts...... Laughter..... Smiles.......

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Me when I'm trying to be placid and positive.

• It actually is summer; and very close to vacation too!
• Yesterday, the sun shone brilliantly, and it actually felt hot. And even now, the weather is clearing up. I can see genuine sun on the wall of my neighbors house.
• I only have one test left before I can finally relax!!!!!!!!!
• The test doesn't mean anything, or count for anything real, so actually I could just go in and say some random shit that isn't even connected to my paper, and I'd be fine.
• I actually haven't worked all day (what a surprised), seeing as I was often caught up by memes of animals with funny captions all over the internet, which caused some majorly loner-status giggling attacks. Me laughing at pictures of cats = Not an entirely good sign.
• Chocolate can always be found.
• It's our big Summer Concert on Sunday! With a repertoire I actually like; beautiful light summer songs, floaty Eastern music by Holst, and a lovely Danish spring and summer piece by Niels W. Gade. Which probably is irrelevant to you, but it sounds nice.
• My hangover is slowly receding. And, just for good measure, I'll be drinking it away in a couple hours at a friend's birthday. So. Weeeeee.
• I'm going to Rozzkill in about a week!!!!
• I have a new T-shirt that says "I AM AWESOME" on it. Hah.
• I'm making some food now. Joy.

And now I feel better. I think I'll have some chocolate and booze too. Aah.

When you're drunk at a party, and your best friend says she's fat:

Thanks for listening,

I Am Roseberry.